SO DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK IT’S FUNNY THAT TAHNO’S VOICE ACTOR WAS IN BREAKING DAWN AND HIS SPECIAL VAMPIRE POWER WAS THAT HE COULD CONTROL THE ELEMENTS…?
I don’t even have an excuse for this one other than it needed to be done… their names RHYME, okay?! It was destiny! Gaston is clearly one of the best Disney villains ever. And you know Amon secretly checks himself out and makes his Equalist cronies sing about him. It’s basically canon. Enjoy! :)
No one creeps like Amon
Haunts your sleep like Amon
Makes those prissy-haired probenders weep like Amon
For there’s no Equalist half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any non-bender handy
And they’ll tell you whose team they’d prefer to be on
No one’s fast as Amon
Wears a mask like Amon
Wants to kick Avatar Korra’s ass like Amon
And his speeches are really intimidating
My what a guy, that Amon!
Give five “flameo”s
Give twelve “yip-yip”s
Amon is the best and the rest is all drips
No one plots like Amon
Calls the shots like Amon
No one hides out and never gets caught like Amon
So you benders don’t even think of escaping
My what a guy, Amon!
(Download link here in case anyone wants it, and all that jazz!)